I was lucky the past two days that by the time I had enough time during work to check out the score to the padres game, my espn scorecenter ap on my phone had already alerted me to the fact that we were losing 6-0. Great end to the day right? The JV has got me so depresed about our offense that once the other team scores even just one run I'm already ready to grab a new pair of underwear. And if its more than 3 runs I cant even turn on the game, I'm forced to turn to baseball tonight to get my offensive fix.
I don't have a lot to say tonight except that the offense can only get better from here. I mean seriously. Bud Black is gonna run out of "I think the hitting will come around" lines at some point and Hoyer will be forced to trade the JV for our triple A squad. I mean Rizzo is hitting .400 or something. Rizzo would be much more fun to watch and he cant do any worse than the Hawpe line right??? Plus I cant wait to hear chears from petco "RIZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOO", just sounds so awesome.
These JV players really need to step it up though. Baseball is FUN! These guys don't even look like they are having fun. Hey Hawpe I will trade you jobs, I bet you I could play first base and hit .100 right now. Shoot I'll even throw down a few bunt hits! Go have some fun padres! My bag of different rally starters was almost down to bring out the "one nut out of the pants" rally before Ludwig finally hit a bomb (and by bomb I mean about a 1cm over the fence). Common pads I really don't wanna have to get serious and pull out the one nut just to get things going every game, otherwise I'm gonna be watching a lot of games from my living room instead of petco this year.
Your still faithful friars fan Pat
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