Monday, July 18, 2011

THANKS FOR THE CASH, BITCHEZ

I liked Sunday's game more than Saturday's game in a lot of ways. Saturday we just pounced on a terrible outing from Zito who seems to mentally flip a coin at the start of every game to see if he'll dominate or be decrepit. Sunday we got hits with runners in scoring position and took advantage of errors. Then I fell asleep during the last few innings so I didn't see how we ended up losing, but f* it.

The Giants fans are doing their best Doyer fans impression, only they are white and smug as opposed to LA fans. Either way there had to have been 12k or more Giants fans at every 40k plus game over the four game series, and yes the out routed the last-place Padres fans, and yes jocked their Championship, but more importantly our franchise probably cleared a pretty penny from ticket sales from those asses not to mention all the beverage sales they consumed to drown out the sorrow of having Zito in uniform.

So yes, come and be atrocious and obnoxious, SF fans, you've got the right to. Also, thanks for all your money, expect Pads fans to do the same never. Tools.

(replace 'happiness' with 'championships', and 'sure' with 'hopefully will')

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