BIG JOHNSON!

Big Rob Johnson to the rescue! Im not gonna lie, I didn't mind the move by the padres to pick up rob johnson but I did't think much of it. Torreabla tore it up last season and he was a fun guy to watch with his lovable personality. The more and more I see BIG johnson, the more something in my pants starts to tingle. Ok sorry enough with the penis jokes, but seriously Rob Johnson might have been the MVP for the night.

First after Gregerson had a un Luke like night, putting the padres in the hole, Johnson bails them out with a perfect pitchout gun to second to nail McCutchen. It was a prefect throw and it had to be cuz mccutchens got some pretty nice wheels. Then he comes out huge in the 8th with a go ahead monster blast, that I swear was going into the giant Frazee paint can (theres gotta be fans in that thing). Next, with a runner on second and the BigKid on the mound to close out the game, he fires a fastball to third after a ball in the dirt. Headley puts a tasty tag on for out number 2. Game set match. BOOM BABY.

Gunning out McCutchen was HUGE because a 3rd and 1st situation turned into a runner on third with 2 outs. Qualls then get a 1 pitch third out to leave the score at 5-3 Pirates. And were now 3-2 in the last 5 games with a chance to take our 2nd series in a ROW. We would be 4-1 without freakin Tony Gwynn Jr. making a hell of a catch for the last out in our first game of the series against the Dodgers. Is the JV breaking out? Are they on the verge of getting promoted??? Im not gonna say anything at the moment in worries of jinxing them haha. You gotta love Latos, .100 BA Patterson, and Big Johnson powering the Pads to a very exciting 6-5 win vs. the suprisingly 3rd place Buccos. Let's get some in May Padres!

And thank you Matt for pointing out some cheap BS givaways! Common upper management!

Your 5 for $5 loving Friar Faithful, Pat